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Arthur Von Huffenhoffer, by Kim Favors

10/3/2023

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Arthur Von Huffenhoffer isn’t the world’s wealthiest man — yet — but he does appreciate the power and prestige of money.

As he strode through the resort’s opulent lobby, the lead concierge was lining up the guest services staff for introductions.

“Welcome back, Mr. Huffenhoffer, we’ve been awaiting your arrival. Your preferred suite is ready. I hope it’s to your satisfaction this time.

“Tomorrow we’ll tour the valley you’re interested in acquiring. We’ll also meet the tribal elders.”

The tribe living in the heart of this rainforest had been reluctant to deal with outsiders, the billionaire knew. The last American who wanted some of their land suddenly backed out. Huffenhoffer intended to persuade them that his proposed luxury villas would provide the tribe long-term benefits.

He feigned interest in meeting resort employees until the concierge introduced his newest chefs and displayed a revamped menu.

“In your honor, Mr. Huffenhoffer, we’d like to host a dinner with the tribal elders. The resort’s other guests will be invited, of course.

“The dinner will feature some rare game found only in this part of the world plus the chefs’ creative take on a ceremonial dish the tribe members themselves eat. A tribal elder will assist our chefs in its preparation.

“We’re calling our sumptuous repast the Tribal Adventure.

“Our chefs promise it will be an extravagant experience — and to use a phrase popularized by you Americans — with a dish to die for.”
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Jim Bartlett link
11/3/2023 06:20:56 pm

I have a feeling old Arthur will be needing an antidote rather than an antiacid after dinner. Maybe the lesson here is that we need the rainforest a lot more than another batch of luxury villas.
Nicely done, Kim
Jim

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Sue Clayton
13/3/2023 05:24:57 am

Bon Appetit :)

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Robert P. Bishop
16/3/2023 04:06:05 am

Well done, Kim...I bet Mr. Arthur Von Huffenhoffer tastes like pork, or is it chicken? Probably chicken. Everything tastes like chicken these days.

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Kim
18/3/2023 02:41:21 am

Thank you, Jim, Sue and Robert. (Another phrase that annoys me: Cooked to perfection.) :-)

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