Just five minutes on the clock, he strolls up like a giant and takes a piledriver of a kick right into the top corner. The likes of that was never seen in St Michael's Field.
Did ya see that Patsy?
Aw Shut up Donnie! He ain't much good.
He ain't much good he says! What's up with you Patsy? He was fantastic. A hero..
Aw crikey Donnie. Just shut up will ya? You don't know nuthin 'bout him..
I know he can play football. I know he can play better than anybody on the Carrig team. I know that I do!
So now you're a flippin' expert on soccer, are ya? Since when, eh?
What's up with you? Stop pushing me... Just because I say what I seen.
But that's it, Donnie. You didn't see that at all. He was only ok.
Three goals is only ok. Oh Yea. I guess so...
Mickey R set him up the first time and the second was just lucky.
Oh Come on Patsy.. How can you say that?.. I was watching... I saw
Oh yea. And I was playing right there so I was. I saw better than you so I did.
And the way he broke through for the last goal then? What about that then? It was up for grabs and he grabbed it. I saw that so I did. I saw that.
You don't even know what you're talking about. You just worship him like he's Renaldo or someone. You're blind.
I saw what I saw. Guess you're just jealous cause I think he's a hero.
A hero? Come on man. You wouldn't know a hero if he stood up and poked ya.
Come on. Hurry up. Mam is waiting with our tea.
Bacon and colcannon.
She's the real hero.