I woke up this morning to my girlfriend screaming she was late and it's all my fault. I dropped my phone down the stairs. Now the screen has a big fucking crack. The dog just knocked over the TV, - all I heard was a smash. My Fitbit is on the blink, it seems to have a mind of its own. My neighbour just backed into my car, so now I can empty the boot from the kitchen. I was just trying to explain when I stumbled and my laptop slipped out of my hand and flew through the window. So if you feel like you're having a bad day, I'm quite happy to make an exchange.
Hey, I've not quite finished just yet. The dog got loose and bit the postman on his behind. My Fitbit finally packed up and died the green screen of death. Off it goes to Silicon heaven. And the woman from the insurance department thinks I'm taking the piss.
Hey, I've not quite finished just yet. The dog got loose and bit the postman on his behind. My Fitbit finally packed up and died the green screen of death. Off it goes to Silicon heaven. And the woman from the insurance department thinks I'm taking the piss.
