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Robo Ref, by Greg Vander-Haeghen

22/3/2022

 
Pictured waving his fist at feisty fans, Robo Ref was the brainchild of entrepreneur Elon Musk who was the founder and CEO of Space X and Tesla motors.

With a net worth of 245 billion in 2022, Musk had all the resources needed to create an exemplary referee who operated solely on artificial intelligence.

And operate it did. With painstaking detail, Robo Ref’s inner workings were patterned after the common courtesies found in Judith Martin newspaper columns (Miss Manners), along with a quote from Jim Horning “Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.”

However, there would be no bad judgment. At least theoretically, there was to be nothing but perfection. Whether it was those tough back of the end zone calls or fourth and short quarterback sneaks, Robo Ref would always get it right.

Season one: 33 critical calls/zero mistakes

Season two: 47 critical calls/zero mistakes

Season three: 43 critical calls/zero mistakes

Season four: 55 critical calls/ten mistakes

Following an unacceptable fourth season, with ten mistakes, Musk decided to sell Robo Ref and channel his energy into the Space X program. This left fans with two choices: an empty stadium, or perhaps, Mars. ​
Sue Clayton
23/3/2022 04:04:36 am

Wonder how many more dollars would be added to Elon's weath by the sale of robo ref.

Greg Vander-Haeghen
23/3/2022 04:51:07 am

Sue, I believe that's a 64-billion dollar question.

Sandra James
23/3/2022 07:07:25 am

It does make us think about the future of referees and umpires; will they one day be replaced by Robo Refs? I hope not! Well done, Greg!

Greg Vander-Haeghen
23/3/2022 08:10:52 am

Human refs replace Robo Refs while the players are trans-human with artificial body parts, computer brains, etc. Super athletes. Also, thanks for your kind words Susan.


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