However, Don Lazia would like to remind you that he is not responsible for your misfortunes. So if you wake up in an alley with a bad case of Chicago Amnesia or if you've been sleeping with the fishes (though I don't recommend you do that), or if you feel like you've been written off by the Chicago Typewriter, or your old lady is chewing your ear off . . . remember: the Don just wants you to have a good time and enjoy the fresh smooth rich sweet taste - like it's your sweetheart's kiss. And if all else fails: Forget about it. With the Don Lazia Distillery.
The Don Lazia Distillery. The only distillery still going since Prohibition. We are glad to say people are no longer eating lead. Or going blind for the rich smooth taste. But the Don is an old-fashioned kind of guy: he insists it's made underground, in secret. Prohibition may be over but our competitors will stop at nothing to get their hands on this pre-Prohibition recipe. Trust me, nothing comes close to the rich sweet taste of the Don Lazia Distillery.
However, Don Lazia would like to remind you that he is not responsible for your misfortunes. So if you wake up in an alley with a bad case of Chicago Amnesia or if you've been sleeping with the fishes (though I don't recommend you do that), or if you feel like you've been written off by the Chicago Typewriter, or your old lady is chewing your ear off . . . remember: the Don just wants you to have a good time and enjoy the fresh smooth rich sweet taste - like it's your sweetheart's kiss. And if all else fails: Forget about it. With the Don Lazia Distillery.
Sue Clayton
4/9/2021 08:16:32 am
Here's raising a glass to you, Don. These words could drive you to drink.
David Milner
4/9/2021 11:23:55 am
I feel the same! Knock it back!
Geraint Williams
5/9/2021 08:10:20 pm
Mm... A sinister-sounding concoction. Would refusal of his offer of a drink be an option I wonder? Comments are closed.
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