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What's in a Name? by Gordon Lawrie

15/1/2021

 
Recently, my new personal assistant, turned up for her first day working with me. We'd simply been allocated to each other by HR; previously, she'd been working on a different floor. She said her name was Karen. Nothing else. I introduced myself.
 
"Yes, Mr Lawrie, I know," she said. Except that she called me 'Mr Lowrie', not 'Mr Lawrie'. I hate that, and I corrected her.
 
"Oh sorry, Mr Lowrie, I'll try to remember" In the course of the next five minutes, she called me 'Mr Lowrie' seven times.
 
"Karen," I said finally, "please get it right. My name rhymes with 'sorry', not with 'How now brown cow.'"
 
"Oh," she said, "sorry, Mr Lowrie."
 
She continued to mispronounce my name as 'Mr Lowrie' for a further two hours, but good managers don't execute their workers. Remarkably, she survived all the way to the end of the day.
 
As she got up to leave, I casually asked her what her own surname was.
 
"Oh, it's Karen Law – you know, as in 'against the law'?"
 
I waited until she had closed the door and assumed she'd set off down the corridor before I screamed.
 
Suddenly, Karen reappeared through the door, looking extremely anxious.
 
"Mr Lowrie, I heard you scream – are you OK?"
 
I buried my head in my hands and asked Karen to leave as soon as possible.
 
Karen didn't budge. "I'm sorry, Mr Lowrie. Was it something I said?"
Mary Wallace
15/1/2021 04:37:04 pm

I think I would have started calling her Corrine each time she got your name wrong. Whoever said.. words will never hurt me, didn't know Karen.

Krystyna
15/1/2021 04:52:27 pm

Loved your story, Gordon. Mary’s response was perfect. I keep getting spelling changes to my first name, usually i’s instead of y’s, no matter how many times I correct.

Sue Clayton
16/1/2021 03:22:48 am

Forget mispronunciation. My first married surname was Merry. Try having that every Christmas time. And my second is Clayton, the non-brand name for everything it isn't.

Swapan k Banerjee
19/1/2021 01:44:47 am

Side-splittingly funny!


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