Bitter, bitter, bitter…
Those ol’ dark beans are nasty critters.
They assault your taste buds and give you the jitters.
They stain your teeth and pollute your breath
(Coffee really is social death).
There are better ways to get it,
If you really want the caffeine high
Why not give the mighty cola a try?
There’s always strong chocolate too.
The bonus is you can also turn it into a brew.