When I witnessed something that caused me dismay.
A few yards before me, my eyes caught a peek.
There was a seeing-eye dog taking a leak.
The leak was directed at its blind owner’s feet.
But the owner proceeded to hand out a treat.
I ran to him yelling excuse me, fine sir,
But I don’t think a treat is what he deserves.
He directed his face toward the source of my sound,
Then gave a reply with the look of a frown.
Oh, I’m not rewarding the deeds of this mutt.
I’m finding his mouth, so I can kick him in the butt.