With so many temptations in the world to enjoy.
I mean, who could refuse giving cats a good kick?
And dogs deserved to be hit with a stick.
Swear words would happily dance on his tongue.
And giant rocks were made to be flung.
Gardens were there to be raided for sure.
And who could resist a pile of manure?
Boogers and spit were meant to be flicked.
And teachers and parents deserved to be tricked.
But at the end of the day when lying in his bed;
Billy prayed for good thoughts to fill up his head.
To stop all of his meanness and all of the pranking;
But there flew a fly whose wings needed yanking.