when they landed from Lithuania
they searched all the passengers
who tried to enter Australia
They read them their rights
warned them of addiction mania
"it is against the law
to smuggle drugs into Australia"
Imagine their surprise
while searching baggage's interior
false linings and fake bottoms
and the scent of drugs inferior
There were...trainers full of cocaine
and bags full of paraphernalia
needles, powder, bong pipes
to addict most of Australia
Border guards are ruthless
if you hide drugs in your regalia
"you will end up in prison
staying much longer in Australia!"