“On your feet.”
“No, the ones I just bought.”
“I don’t know.”
“Where are my glasses?”
“On your head.”
“No, my reading glasses.”
“I don’t know.”
“Where are my pants?”
“You’re wearing them.”
“No, the ones I wear to church.”
“In the closet.”
“Where’s my heart?”
“Is this a trick question? It’s in your chest. At least I hope it’s in your chest.”
“Nope, it’s not there.”
“Then where is it?”
“I gave it to you when I asked you to marry me.”
“And I gave you mine.”
“Best trade we ever made.”