obese cannibal
in a moment of hunger
eats Jenny Craig
in a moment of hunger
eats Jenny Craig
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Gordon Lawrie
16/4/2021 11:50:00 am
Wait – is he on the Jenny Craig loss plan??
Andrew Carter
16/4/2021 02:36:53 pm
Ha. He was indeed. Her loss it would seem.
Andrew Carter
16/4/2021 09:54:03 pm
He did, Jim. After thirty days, he coughed up an arm and a leg 😂
Sue Clayton
17/4/2021 04:49:20 am
At least he got his money's worth. Laughed out loud.
Andrew Carter
17/4/2021 02:52:47 pm
Butt weight, there's more.
Peggy Gerber
17/4/2021 02:31:15 pm
I have to sympathize with the cannibal. Those diets can leave you feeling very cranky and hungry.
Andrew Carter
17/4/2021 03:02:23 pm
Sympathising with cannibals, Peggy! Hope we never end up on a life raft.
Cindy Patrick
17/4/2021 10:48:53 pm
A fun one and a thought provoker! (who's he been eating that he got obese?)
Andrew Carter
18/4/2021 01:25:48 am
And some thought-provoking comments. You had me stumped, Cindy! Until I ran into his doctor who was minus a leg and appeared shaken. He'd recommended a diet of Chinese which proved quite fatal so, he went out on a limb and suggested a sumo diet which our friend took literally, as well..
Cindy Patrick
24/4/2021 02:21:57 am
"stumped" and sumo diet! Hahaha. Clever, Andrew! Leave a Reply. |
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