The leader raised his hand.
“Sir, the latest report,
Please give it some thought
The blue planet, third in line
Uses customs about this time
Their Santa dressed in red
Delivers if you’re asleep in bed
His face is covered with long white hair
He sits all day in a big comfy chair
Orders are placed sitting on his knee
If you’re good he delivers for free
It’s all very secret, peeking’s not fair
On December 25 your order is there.”
“Invasion is cancelled, I’ll be in bed.
Have my pizza delivered instead.”