here's a person who's lively and crazy.
But looks can deceive, as you will soon see.
because I'm both house-proud and lazy.
I'm aware that clutter's a symptom.
of issues that might be quite grave.
But the remedy here was so simple,
I brought in a lady called Maeve.
With a broom and a feather duster,
she is quiet, her experience shows.
I could, of course, give her a Hoover.
But that would just spoil my repose.