And I’m glad coz it’s helping me slim
The lack of red roses is equally nice
For my hayfever is under control.
The postman has been to deliver
And for me there isn’t a card
But over the course of a lifetime
I’ve saved one more rainforest tree.
I don’t have a date for a dinner
So it’s beans on some toast just for me
They’re good for my heart
And if I should…
Then there’s no one at home here but me!