You greet me every morning
While I’m out sweating on a run
You laze around just yawning
Black as night, no shades of grey
You know what you’re doing
Feed me now, your green eyes say
Watching me and mewing
I love to stroke your silky fur
I love it when we cuddle
Don’t know if you’re a him or her
Not bothered by the muddle
But you’re not mine, dear pussy cat
Your home is with my neighbours
Yet I adore you, warm and fat
With all your weird behaviours