at my local supermarket
I have more toilet tissue
in case I have an issue
while I'm virtually waiting
and not incubating
it is most desirous
that I beat this virus
I went panic shopping
committed over stocking
a bath full of eels
for emergency meals
hoarded medication
to ward off inflation
I've got so much pasta
in case of disaster
bought enough beans
to fill several tureens
I haven't forgotten
over buying is rotten
robs those in need
because of my greed
I guess I'm going to hell
where I'm panic buying as well