Boasting his $100,000 teeth
Dollars amassed
Mediating star football players
And their wives
He is unflappable
Dresses like a ref
Talks the lingo:
“Unsportsmanlike conduct”
“Offsides”
“Illegal procedure”
And his favorite
“Too many players on the field”
That’s where his fees skyrocket
Through the stadium roof
Figuratively speaking