“She’s so addicted to social media she practically had to,” responded Dena.
“What’s that have to do with it?”
“She made the decision after her two besties’ suicides. My niece became convinced that AI endorphin nanocytes would protect her. Now she follows the juiciest negative threads online without any self-harm risk. She’s permanently happy.”
Dena continued. “Providing such a good example, all her friends have been vaccinated. They can be as mean on social media as they want and are never affected. It’s simply another way AI saves lives.”