Alice loved birthdays. She insisted that everyone must be nice to her for the day. Kind words were to be uttered. Her every wish granted and the largest slice of sickly, sweet cake was hers.
Master bakers and sugarcraft professionals were amongst her friends. The cake looked incredible. Alice’s mouth watered in anticipation as the slice was presented to her.
A giant mouthful and–
“What the–?!!” she spluttered, eyes watering and a chewed-up mouthful spat out in front of her.
Danny looked dismayed. “Oh XXXX! We really thought the kale and wasabi cake would work!"