Just this morning one opened in the park across the street, and a Triceratops leaped out of it, in full run through the children’s swing
set and jungle gym, only to be followed, a moment later, by a Tyrannosaurus Rex, in heated (and hungry) pursuit.
The neighborhood got to watch a real savage Jurassic battle until the army showed up and tranqed them both. Next the Mayflower appeared resting in the town’s gravel pit. Climate Change; who would have guessed?