By the numbers there’s my driver’s license, car registration, license plate, street address, zip code, wife’s birthday, kids’ birthdays, grandkids’ birthdays, dog’s birthday, anniversary, home phone, work phone, cellphone, wife’s phone, kids’ phones, professional license, Triple A, passport, checking account, credit union, credit card, debit card, PINs, social security, payroll, frequent flier, computer passwords, lots of passwords, stocks, bonds, certificates of deposit, IRA, loans, HMO, museum memberships, club memberships, library, Wifi, storage locker, combination locks, enneagram, and the number of times I’ve been married. It’s a lot to remember, I know, but thank god I finally know who I am.
Diane Clark
24/4/2020 03:33:35 pm
Ha! As a Type #1 on the Enneagram, I fully appreciate this story!
Don Tassone
19/5/2020 05:12:02 pm
Great social commentary — and the litany is very effective. Well done. Comments are closed.
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