The secret of my success? I took discarded shopping lists from the floor of supermarkets, OK! And gauged the public’s taste and peculiarities. Now, I’m the biggest fake in the world? They say I’ve poisoned millions. From one old stinking burger van? Sheesh...
Everyone wanted a slice of my soulful pizza pie and my views on human trafficking and potholes in the roads. I was dating the daughter of an aging Supermodel. All this from a retro burger van! Gone viral, global... I was everyone’s favourite flavour. But man, the world’s a banana skin waiting for you to slip.
The secret of my success? I took discarded shopping lists from the floor of supermarkets, OK! And gauged the public’s taste and peculiarities. Now, I’m the biggest fake in the world? They say I’ve poisoned millions. From one old stinking burger van? Sheesh...
Paul A. Freeman
25/8/2023 07:52:07 pm
Drat! There was a discarded shopping list on the floor of the supermarket today and I didn't pick it up.
Paul A. Freeman
25/8/2023 07:53:04 pm
I must say I was curious, though.
Sue Clayton
29/8/2023 05:06:06 am
A pizza pie with soul, Now that's something to conjure with.
david milner
29/8/2023 09:59:23 am
Haha, thanks Paul and Sue. Maybe we should start a cult. Comments are closed.
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