"There's nothing mysterious about life at all, I have figured it out."
"When you push hard enough, she pushes with you iron-fisted. When you fuck up, she'll come roaring down the freeway in full throttle so that nothing stands in your way."
"But when you were born, oh boy...I punched through the walls, the whole LDR fell to a trance, while she stood still as a ghost, not a groan of protest, nothing. That's when I knew that she is no push over!"