“Management has labelled Geoff Killen, the former presenter,” she explained, grinning smugly, “as old, out-of-touch and obsolete.”
Over the next decade, Karen gleefully focussed on obsolescence: on robot waiters, robotic fruit-pickers, and all sorts of mechanised and tech devices that replaced humans.
Fans were surprised one weekend to find a rejuvenated, shinier, slimmer version of Karen on the presenter’s couch.
“Management has labelled Karen Spencer, your former presenter as old, out-of-touch and obsolete,” the robot replacement explained, matter-of-factly.