“I’m now thinking about creating a hairless bipedal primate, who will be the smartest animal on earth.”
“Fascinating. Tell me more.”
“Since they are hairless, the skin tones will need to protect them from the sun, so some will have dark skin while others will have lighter skin. And they will worship me in various religions.”
“Interesting,” said Lucifer. “Will there be apple trees?”
“Of course. Why do you ask?”
“Just curious.”
Lucifer lays down his cards.
“Gin.”
“Lucifer, if I didn’t know better, I’d swear you are cheating.”