1. Thou shalt not be drunk, or under the influence of drugs when requesting a tattoo.
2. Thou shalt know what thy’s requested Ancient Chinese symbolism actually means.
3. Thou shalt wash thoroughly beforehand – particularly if thou seeks tattooing of intimate areas.
4. Thou shalt spellcheck all requested names and places.
5. Thous shalt keep thy knuckles tattoo-free.
6. If thou shalt undertake a tattoo in the name of a loved one, know it is AGAINST OUR STRONGEST COUNSEL.
We hope you enjoy your tattoo experience.