“Ayup,” said Bunny. “And how is my old cat friend today?”
“Just a minute,” said Tom. “I’m not a cat. I’m a dog.”
“Don’t be silly. You look like cat. You purr like a cat. You are a cat.”
“No, no. I’m not. I’m a dog.”
“Not to me you’re not . I knew you when you were born. A lovely little kitten you were.”
“That was then. Now I’m a dog.”
“How did that happen? I’d like to be an elephant.”
“It’s easy. Just self identify. Wuff.”