Safely aboard her flight, Abigail has a moron moved from her first class window seat. She holds her phone on vibrate, a clever alarm, softly against her chest and kicks back for the duration.
Just thirty minutes into the flight, the iphone gently vibrates Abigail awake. Michael text: “no-kn-do---wrk---passd-ht-tb-instl-duty-to-my-sistr” Abigail text: “Tht-selfsh-bit*h? Tel-hr-cntractr-sed-he-bilt-same-unit-@-univ-histry-dept”
This kind of stressful decision making is child’s play for this superstar. Abigail is as smart as she is rich, hence, Michael’s sister’s jealousy.
Sister passed the responsibility of checking the project’s progress to Perry where something got lost in translation. Perry, a shiftless three time freshman, dubious Spanish major is the product of the filthy rich team of Abigail and Michael.
Days later, the family assembled for their first look at the immense adobe monstrosity.
The Hispanic Contractor, arm extended, head cocked slightly with his chest swollen with pride announced, Presento, followed by s string of verbal incomprehensibilities.
Mother, “Perry, my genius Spanish major !!”
Perry stuttering, “I present your 635 BC Roman Bath, Sewer and Drainage System, just like the one at the college”. The family, mouths agape, looked at each other in disbelief as sister smiled.
Contractor, “and it’s, y todo está, and it’s all hooked-up!