SIDERIUS CLASSIC 100-WORD
COMPETITION, 2024
Tutu the French bulldog snorted (perhaps unintentionally). “The he-human gives me treats for peeing outside, so naturally, I’ve been pretending I have to pee much more often than I really do.”
“They’re slow, but one can work with them,” squawked Kiki, the parrot. “Luckily, if I ask for crackers, they’ll give them to me all day.”