At tee-off on Sunday morning golf with Gordon, Emma and Jane, a loud tittering descended from the pro-shop. “John, I eventually got him between the sheets.”
‘How’ said John.
“Well, as you know, I’ve always wanted him, even though I’ve always ignored his advance as a tease because he’s married, even though he and his wife live in different countries.”
‘What made you change your mind?”
The looks from Emma and Jane hurt.