"Not quite: I'm an editor *of* life. Most editors fix errors and omissions in texts; I do the same with lives."
"People write their lives and I edit them. Their lives change to reflect my edits. Clients can accept or reject changes just as in a textual edit."
"Incredible. What's that cost?"
"Depends. 'Proofreading' work like getting rid of blemishes are inexpensive; developmental revisions such as rewriting a spouse or adding a career can get pricey."
"YOUR own life must be perfect!"
"HA! Editors, like all authors, rarely find their own mistakes."