I bought a little cord for it, it’s messing with my head
Just plug this in to save your files, do this and then do that
“Oh darn” you’ll need another cord, give this one to your cat
I’m glad it didn’t cost you much, he says with a big smile
I’d happily pay twice as much, to save the bloody file
So now I have two little cords and neither of them work
It's time you bought a new laptop, he now says with a smirk
I take the brochure, see the price, consign myself to debt
So how do I transfer my files…there’s cords for that I’ll bet.