-No, I can’t. But if you allow it, I would like to be called blossom.
-Actually, we will require your name, can you write it down.
-Of course not, I am illiterate. There were no schools for girls of my age, any age, any girls, half a millennium ago.
-How did you end up in the midst of all those events?
-I was minding my own business, walking the woods, picking flowers, staying away from dubious men, any men if you know what I mean.
-You were a virgin?
-Yes, and very proud, only one man for me is our Lord. He addressed me that day in the forest.
-You have seen him, in your vision?
-First of all, it wasn’t a vision, he was there in all of his might. Not really he, but one of the deputies, as I discovered later. God can’t take the shape which we assume. He needs some other creature to pass on his message.
-How is it up there?
-It would be fine if there aren’t restrictions. Don’t do that, don’t do this. Stand up straight, walk with one leg after another and so on. Borriiiiiiiiiiiing.
-But you have unique human experience?
-I would prefer it not to be so unique. Going to a mall on Thursdays and Saturdays for a change would be … amazing. Little Pilates, instead of kneeling on cold and rough floor for ages until the bishop finishes Morning Prayer. No time to rest, as Noon one is immediately after. I wish I am Muslim man, they only have five short prayers.
-Your finale here on Earth didn’t go that smooth? Instead of fireworks it was just fire and smoke.
-You are a very cunning inquisitor. All men are. I am just a poor girl. They tricked me, as we are living in men’s domain. Girl power is what I can say to women worldwide.
-You should be careful or you will be returned to the bonfire!
-Apparently, nothing has changed.
-Tell us something about your trial?
- Well, something, ha. They tricked me of course, as I was a poor, simple, country girl. It wasn’t really a trial, it was, how to put it, with my humble vocabulary…
- It seems very good for me. Maybe, you are the one with the tricks. The witches of your time, of any time, use their pretty eyes and lovely hair to mislead reluctant men.
- I could tell you, how it is quite the opposite, but that won’t be good for me, right.
- No, that won’t be good for anybody, especially you, child.
- Anyhow I hope you are satisfied with my answers, I need to go, they are waiting for me. Another huge Mass is on the cards.
- No girl, you aren’t going anywhere. Nobody will ever hear about you. You are France’s ultimate humiliation. You must come with me, down to the pits.