Who, seeking asylum, desperate to flee,
Made the perilous journey to be safe like Lee.
But “Tell it like it is/Stop the Boats” 30p Lee
Wants to flog me, hang me
Then put me back in the boats to drown in the sea.
I don’t need foodbanks, says 30p Lee,
I should feed my family on just 30p
Feed them pasta with dried wasp, bee or flea
And boil up pee instead of coffee or tea.
But most disgusting of all about 30p Lee
Is he really exists, as a Tory MP
Scum of the Earth vote for 30p Lee
Who then makes laws about people like me.
Well, the scum of the Earth and 30p Lee
Can shove it.
Obviously ineligible for the contest. Just needed to get it out of my system. Sorry.