Fleeing poor accent and obsolete British aristocracy
Harvard scholar Fiona now defends US democracy.
Facing strongman’s pugnacious henchmen
Clad in black, roaring like a panther in rage
She reminds the spineless
What’s at stake: a democracy or a dictatorship?
Growing up a spoiled brat,
Hobnobbing with the rich and famous
In Epstein, he’d meet his evil American twin.
Powerful men, they’d prey on poor young women.
Now, under the bright light on an interview stage
He lowers his head, murmuring “Pizza Express”.
Oh Lord! Royal Andy brings down the palace.