I didn't go to the bookies
I didn't get drunk
I didn't place that bet at 100 to 1
The good old boys are having a wake for me
again
I did everything you asked
I stayed at home with you
But
I'm in the doghouse again
She ain't half yelling
The good china always flying out of the kitchen
I wish I had hearing aids
just like my grandad
So my batteries can always run flat