A day late for Burns Night, of course, and sorry for the Scots. No apologies for the sentiments.
Muckle, inflated, jumped-up numpty
Whit sortae packaging fills thy heidie?
Ye’ve won the Republican race fror certain –
For de Santis and Haley it’s surely the curtain.
Ye mumble, ye stumble, ye drivel oan
Yet yer followers worship ye like yer on a throne.
Oan a throne? Maybe wan in a cludgie
Where yer empty crap is safe in yer duchy.
MAGA? Morons Are Germinating Again –
Whit are ye planning this time when
It doesnae gae yer way in November?
Riots – even civil war– in December?
For us o’er here it beggars belief
That a liar and sex-pest could be commander-in-chief.
Sae tae oor friends o’er there we send this letter:
America – and the World – deserves better.
Whit sortae packaging fills thy heidie?
Ye’ve won the Republican race fror certain –
For de Santis and Haley it’s surely the curtain.
Ye mumble, ye stumble, ye drivel oan
Yet yer followers worship ye like yer on a throne.
Oan a throne? Maybe wan in a cludgie
Where yer empty crap is safe in yer duchy.
MAGA? Morons Are Germinating Again –
Whit are ye planning this time when
It doesnae gae yer way in November?
Riots – even civil war– in December?
For us o’er here it beggars belief
That a liar and sex-pest could be commander-in-chief.
Sae tae oor friends o’er there we send this letter:
America – and the World – deserves better.
