How thou hast transformed my days!
You hang there on my laundry room wall
Ever ready to aid my forays.
How wondrous are thy long-lived batteries
That allow me to do my job
In far less time, with much more ease,
The floor I no longer must swab.
So vanish dog hair! Dust bunnies be gone!
O’er the cord I no longer trip.
Ev’ry dollar I spent at the vacuum store
Is a tribute to great salesmanship.