Then I went through a hair loss spell
Now there's this thing that keeps my heart tickin'
Cause my all-natural one took a mean lickin'
All those aches and all those pains
They're all real, none of them feigned
The medicine cabinet is completely filled
With lots and lots of fancy named pills
I look around and what do I find?
Oh! No! Never mind...
I'm not ready to go there yet
That's just too permanent