my dad always told me
I still remember the time I
there was this teacher who
that was the very last time I
I’ll never forget Freshers’ week
the drunkest I’ve ever been was
I was dating this cute blond girl
the first joint I smoked was when
we decided our wedding would
the worst job I ever had was
now that reminds me of when I
something similar happened to me
I was having a pint in the Lion
the best holiday I ever had was
back when I was a kid I