The Donkey and the Tiger, by Adrian McRobb

A Donkey met a Tiger
on his way home from work
so to confuse the issue
he suddenly started to twerk
the Tiger had never seen
a Donkey twerk before
completely forgetting to release
his might stripey roar
the Donkey twerked along the lane
hoping for a muse of escape
the Tiger followed close behind
his toothsome jaws agape
if against a Tiger
you'd like to stand a chance
it wouldn't be a bad idea
to break into a dance!