The water left running would cost him a ton.
He phoned his dear neighbor, “To my house please run.”
The neighbor gladly said, “Consider it done.”
“I give you my promise, so worries have none.”
In spite of the promise, no doubts went away.
So he got on the phone and called the next day.
“Is the water turned off? Is that what you say?”
The neighbor assured him: “It’s already done.”
“Go back to relaxing and worries have none.”
He phoned the next day: “Perhaps you have goofed.”
“So do me a favor, please send me some proof!”
The neighbor, insulted, just could not conceive.
Why this man kept calling and would not believe.