“Yes, desperate times call for our secret plan; I think it’s time for Project Camelot,” replied a more senior strategist.
“Project Camelot? What’s that?
“John Kennedy; he was only president one term, so he can run again.”
“JFK? Are you crazy, he’s been dead for over 60 years. And he would be over 100 now anyway.”
“Do you remember the Lincoln robot at Disneyland? Well, we used that technology to create the ultimate JFK automaton, with all of his mannerisms, speech patterns, even digital memories. He could probably even fool Jackie.”
“But how do we explain him here, alive, in 2024?”
“Time travel. We say we pulled him out of 1963, two weeks before Dallas.”
“We have a time machine?”
“As far as the public and the Republicans know, we do.”
“Okay, but won’t the Republicans complain, claim this is illegal, some king of a trick?”
“I don’t think so; we believe that Trump is actually a similar robot, obviously covered with space-age Teflon which is why he keeps getting away with things. That’s why the assassination attempt failed—objects just bounce off. Anyway, the Republicans
don’t dare expose our robot for fear of their own being discovered.”
“Then this is going to be one election for the history books!”