When my wife ordered the Thanksgiving Turkey Joe took the call. He also made the delivery the next day.
Joe proudly opened the box and grinned. "Me make. All by my meself I make!" he proclaimed.
An unusual aroma rose in the air as he presented the main course of our meal. "Here is you Tanks-givem Turtle!"
Both I and my wife started to protest and say, "No, no! We wanted a turkey, not a turtle!"
But the proud look on Joe's face held our words at bay, and we thanked him and tipped him handsomely for his efforts.
Actually, our Thanksgiving Turtle was quite tasty. We have invited Joe over for Christmas Dinner, and if he wants to bring along a Christmas Turtle that's okay with us.