“Of course not!” I answered.
He looked at me incredulously so I continued and said that I don’t believe in going out in the sun – I believe that all life should be by the light of the moon.
Once again the incredulous look plus, this time, a look for total confusion so I took pity on my poor, suffering friend and asked –
“Have you ever known anyone who got a moon burn?”
A pause while he considered the question then shook his head “no”.
“Have you ever met anyone who got skin cancer from moon light?”
Once again the incredulous look overtook my friend’s face as he shook his head “no”.
“I rest my case.”