Old Sam Drigglesworth lived next door in a run-down shack. He had a huge pile of tin cans he had been saving for years and years, and he was justly proud of his collection like any 65-year-old red-bloodied male would be.
One day Penny Girl got loose and wandered next door and proceeded to eat a hole in Sam Drigglesworth's tin-can pile. When Sam discovered what was going on, he got his old .45 automatic and tromped outdoors to protect what was his.
But Helen Limbar got wind of what of happening, and quickly took her semi-automatic assault rifle out of the closet and stuck the barrel out the side window of the house and potted old Sam where he stood taking aim at her precious Penny Girl.
Sam Drigglesworth got a brief but weepy funeral and burial in the local cemetery and Helen Limbar got 35 years in prison for 2nd degree murder. No one ever did figure out what happened to Penny Girl the goat, which was never seen again.