It wasn’t a date.
Sorry, how was your evening?
I didn’t recognise him at first.
Oh God! Do you know what a Catfish is?
Do you mean Dogfish?
No, a person that pretends to be something else online.
Oh no! I think he’d just remastered his photos a bit.
What? Mum, I don’t know what you mean.
You know like they did with ‘Psycho’ and ‘The Thing’
Mum! Did you have a good evening?
It was quite nice, yes.
And will you see him again?
Of course I will. He’s upstairs.