“Trudy. I heard you mother was a Valley Girl.”
“Fer sure!” Trudy laughed—“don’t hold that against her.”
Yesterday, as they walked through a parking lot, Maxine noticed Trudy running her keys across cars they passed. “Hey Max, what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to get even with someone?”
“Deflated a car tire after a guy who dropped me.”
“You should have punctured him instead!”
“Say what?” Maxine replied terrified.
“Guys dump—but never forget me.”