One afternoon I pulled a blank index card from my desk and wrote on it in black pen with my left hand:
“Please do not park in my spot again or your car will be towed.”
Then I placed the card under the wiper blade on his windshield and walked away.
The next day I heard my manager tell my co-worker, “I can’t believe someone put a note on my car yesterday.”
One cubicle over, I smirked.
Serves you right.